And the Award for Most Pathetic Goes To…
December 8, 2025
… this guy:
I mean.. look how proud he is:
Our hopelessly, pathologically insecure president (for whom being the most powerful human on planet earth is not enough) wanted a peace prize — any peace prize — having lost out on the Nobel this year. So the president of Fifa (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) came up with an idea: create a peace prize just for Trump! He designed a statue out of gold, designed a ribbon that can be worn around the neck (every child everywhere needs a ribbon around his neck), and then presented both to Trump in a makeshift ceremony in front of an adoring crowd (or at least a crowd willing to clap) with lights and music and Trump’s name in big letters projected behind him. It was the first ever (perhaps the last ever) Fifa Peace Prize and boy, was Trump happy. He said it was the honor of his life.
Seriously. What an embarrassment. But really, it’s just too delicious for words.
The internet loved it…
Gavin loved it:
The whole damn world is STH.
It might be my favorite day of the entire Trump presidency.
Life of Wry 