Life of Wry

I’ve been to jail for realz… but that’s a story for another time. This near-jail experience is the result of trying to include the picture below in a Facebook birthday collage celebrating Peter earlier this week.

This photo was part of a fave photos collage, but shortly after I clicked the publish button, I got a notice back from Facebook saying that my post included a photo that was sexually suggestive and it was removed.

Hrrumph, I said to myself. I’ll do a workaround: I’ll post the photo instead in the comments section and explain how I’d originally posted the photo as part of the above collage, was scolded and disciplined by the Facebook censors, so here is the offending (not!) photo down here in the comments. Ha! Take that, over zealous censors.

But Facebook snagged that one, too, and sent me a message saying I was skating on thin ice. They told me to be careful or there would be consequences. That got my attention. They offered me the option of challenging their ruling, so I did that. In the meantime, as I await their review, I’m needing to be on best behavior… or Facebook jail will be my fate.

I expect my photo will be approved, but it’s a bit too late for the birthday post, so, instead, I’ll post it here.

May I present Peter snorkeling in the bathtub. Not having sex with anybody.